If I had written Twilight

I can spin quite a story but there are some subjects that I find myself absolutely incapable of writing on. For example , Romance . The reason for my ineptness is not really the lack of words or ideas but the sheer inappropriateness of ideas to the subject . I think that nonsense is so deeply rooted into my thinking that churning out anything remotely meaningful is out of question.

A few days ago, in a fit of self confidence, I decided to create my own version of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. Here's a somewhat condensed version of the story that I wrote:

If you are a publisher , and you find the plot interesting, please contact me. We could make history.

Illustration by Saad Ahmed