Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Nonty will never be back :(

With great grief I announce the sad demise of Nonty. After being in the operation theatre for over 60 hours, he was declared dead today at 1500 hours. Nonty was diagnosed with acute hydrophillia; an ailment which ultimately took him to his deathbed.

On December 18, 2008 Nonty landed himself into deep shit when he jumped into a flushing toilet. After being rescued, Nonty was given first aid under a 100W lamp. When attempts to resuscitate failed, he was put under the hand drier in the office toilet but to no avail. It was then that he was rushed to the NCU (Nokia Care Unit). Nonty was admitted amidst serious doubts on complete revival and was put through a lengthy operation from December 19th onwards.

As I waited anxiously at the delivery desk, the chief technician informed me with a somber face and load of spit: " Sorry we khan not be able to rephair it Sir!" Drenched in the conversational spit , I walked out of the NCU;petrified and emotionless. It was only after a lot of words of comfort from my friends that I decided to write down this obituary.

Nonty was a great companion and a Phonetastic photographer. In a lifespan of just 10 months he took over 800 high quality photographs in the most perilous locations like the public toilets of shopping malls Garment stores with shady names and People wearing funny clothes and accessories. All these pictures were contributed to the posts about the city of Chennai on my blog.

Let’s get together and observe a moment of silence for the brave Nonty, who gave up his life in the line of duty.

P.S: In Nonty’s absence, Nannu would fill in for his role.


  1. nonty? nannu? this has got to be the funniest post yet. And how is it that the most ridiculous of things keeps happening to you with such amazing regularity?

  2. R.I.P. Nonty
    Welcome to the family Nannu
    Warning for li'l Nannu: Dude u re not gonna be part of the family for long. Your owner, the Blahman, derives sadistic pleasures from screwing innocent phones.

  3. R.I.P
    i offer my humble regards to nonty...lets hope nannu is able to fill the gap nonty has left in your life.. ;)

    i also heard that yoy got a step-brother/sister for nannu???

  4. sudhar ja chhotu!!!main haste haste mar gaya!!!

  5. yaar nonty hameshaa tere saath hain yaar!!

    abhi tu kunku lenaa woh hameshaa saath rehtaa hain............lolls


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